I'd like to tell you about this duck
That lives next door on a little pond
It's one of three that visits my yard
So you can see I've grown quite found.
To me, a duck is just a duck, but ..
JR, my son, tells me, it's a Mallard
'Twas Saturday before Mother's Day
He tells me it has a nest in my yard.
I went out to in-ves-ti-gate
In the inset corner of the house
Behind the bush and in the mulch
A place that is quiet as a mouse.
In this flowerbed I found
There on the mulch-cover ground
I saw one egg partially uncovered
Her eggs were covered with feathery-down.
With camera in hand, my son went out
The nest of eggs to photograph
You ask, "How many eggs were there?"
He told me nine. Excited! I had to laugh.
I sent an email to my niece
To check the almanac for datum
How many days to hatch those eggs
Twenty-eight to thirty days: they'll slowly come.
On my calendar, I kept count
Every day, I checked on this duck
I even marked and counted the days
Waiting to hatch and hoping for good luck.
Eggs should hatch by June 10th
That was the end of the 32 days
Several more days came and went
Still no goslings: duck did not stray.
My calendar shows she's two weeks past due
But still she sits and whiles away
Around her, a little levee she's built
Day and night, she sits and waits.
Vina Carathers
July 6, 2003
I placed some water for her nearby
She won't have to go to the pond
From the Miscanthus Grass she has eaten
To this duck, I have grown fond.
All 52 days, she sat on that nest
Eating leaves off Serrisa Foetida bush
And blades of Miscanthus Grass
That duck was faithful and in no rush.
I'm getting disgusted with this duck
I'd like to quit fretting and get some rest
On day 52, I saw her out back
Thru the house I hurried to her nest.
I raked down into her nest
Found nothing: No sign of an eggshell
A predator must have found the eggs
"No Baby Goslings" is the story I'll tell.
This duck I caught visiting her nest
Late that some afternoon
Looking so worn, last and forlorn
I wonder if she'll come again soon?
I visited her nest, a day or two later
With a cultivator fork, I dug deep down
Guess what? In the roots of that bush
One egg I found, deep in the ground.
Do gophers eat eggs? I do not know
And it could have been a snake
But something got them, that's for sure
Will this duck come back? A nest to make?
I got to where I referred to her
As my STUPID CRAZY DUCK
A false pregnancy she pulled on me
I hope next time, she'll have better luck.