Stupid Crazy Duck

I'd like to tell you about this duck

That lives next door on a little pond

It's one of three that visits my yard

So you can see I've grown quite found.


To me, a duck is just a duck, but ..

JR, my son, tells me, it's a Mallard

'Twas Saturday before Mother's Day

He tells me it has a nest in my yard.


I went out to in-ves-ti-gate

In the inset corner of the house

Behind the bush and in the mulch

A place that is quiet as a mouse.


In this flowerbed I found

There on the mulch-cover ground

I saw one egg partially uncovered

Her eggs were covered with feathery-down.


With camera in hand, my son went out

The nest of eggs to photograph

You ask, "How many eggs were there?"

He told me nine.  Excited! I had to laugh.


I sent an email to my niece

To check the almanac for datum

How many days to hatch those eggs

Twenty-eight to thirty days:  they'll slowly come.


On my calendar, I kept count

Every day, I checked on this duck

I even marked and counted the days

Waiting to hatch and hoping for good luck.


Eggs should hatch by June 10th

That was the end of the 32 days

Several more days came and went

Still no goslings: duck did not stray.


My calendar shows she's two weeks past due

But still she sits and whiles away

Around her, a little levee she's built

Day and night, she sits and waits.

Vina Carathers

July 6, 2003

I placed some water for her nearby

She won't have to go to the pond

From the Miscanthus Grass she has eaten

To this duck, I have grown fond.


All 52 days, she sat on that nest

Eating leaves off Serrisa Foetida bush

And blades of Miscanthus Grass

That duck was faithful and in no rush.


I'm getting disgusted with this duck

I'd like to quit fretting and get some rest

On day 52, I saw her out back

Thru the house I hurried to her nest.


I raked down into her nest

Found nothing: No sign of an eggshell

A predator must have found the eggs

"No Baby Goslings" is the story I'll tell.


This duck I caught visiting her nest

Late that some afternoon

Looking so worn, last and forlorn

I wonder if she'll come again soon?


I visited her nest, a day or two later

With a cultivator fork, I dug deep down

Guess what?  In the roots of that bush

One egg I found, deep in the ground.


Do gophers eat eggs? I do not know

And it could have been a snake

But something got them, that's for sure

Will this duck come back?  A nest to make?


I got to where I referred to her

As my STUPID CRAZY DUCK

A false pregnancy she pulled on me

I hope next time, she'll have better luck.